Last night, I was in the shower shaving my legs. I only got to finish one before this exchange...

H: (pulling back curtain) Mommy shower?
Me: Yes mommy is in the shower.
H: I take pants off. I shower,
Me: Oh no baby, you already had a bath, you don't need a shower.
H: (taking pants off) No, I take shower too.

(turned water off) (still only one leg shaved) (wearing a skirt today)

Oh the life of a toddler mom...