Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Probably inappropriate

But who cares, right?

On the way back from a party in Charlotte, we were less than 2 miles from home and this:

Hayden: Mommy I have to pee! It's starting to come out!
Me: Hayden can you hold it? We are almost home and there's no bathroom on the way.
Hayden: I can't, the seatbelt is in my way.
Me: You don't have to hold with your hands, just squeeze your booty and everything else down there really tight.

*short pause*

Hayden: Okay mommy, my butt is SO big the pee-pees won't come out!

I love this kid.

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